- Character: Sir Ponce Fontlebottom of NA
- Submitted by: CaptRavenous
Sir Ponce Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard
| Piece | Name | Quality | Source | Prim Dye | Sec Dye | Tert Dye |
| Head | Bucket | Legendary (Gold) | Crown Store | |||
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| Weapon | Broom | Legendary (Gold) | Crown Store | |||
| Offhand |
If I met him in the street, I’d cross to the other side just in case he was feeling grabby that day.
Or, I’d make it clear I’d break his fingers off and feed them to him if he touched ME, buy him a beer at the nearest dive, and try not to shoot beer from my nose laughing when he started molesting passing females.
One or the other. Can’t decide.